Thursday, July 29, 2004

Here it is. Get it for a song on Ebay. Posted by Hello

The Girls Celebrity Stalking at Orso, haven for Hollywood's heavy hitters, greenlight gang and the one hour power lunch with a movie mogul. Posted by Hello

About The Book

This is the story of four pair.

The first pair are THE GIRLS, and I don’t mean THAT kind of pair,
        although those are there too, mind you!No, I am talking about a pair of go-getter gals who jettison their UK roots,
        and safety and security and riches,           to invade America and become Evangelists for Genius.            No small goals for THESE girls.             Think Elizabeth Hurley and Rebecca DeMornay
                    on AbFab-overconfident-overdrive.

Then there's HARVEY WEINSTEIN -- the man, and the myth
                                                 (so there's your pair right there).    The bloke the babes believe will be their Knight in shining armor,
           or denim, or polyester, WHATEVER,
               just be the KNIGHT, for God's sake!     He may come through, but maybe not in the way the Girls expect,
           or want, or desire.     Sometimes you can't get what you want, you get what you NEED,
             ain't that right Mick and Keith?                 And what a pair of Rolling Gallstones THOSE two are! 
                      They still rock!  But I digress.

Then there are the TWO HUNK HUBBIES,
            the hairy pair who the Girls fell for hard,
            hard bodies who ultimately were not right for the Girls                       the way water is not right for vinegar,
                              if you get my drift, and i know you do.

Then, finally, there is the CREATIVE GENIUS artiste, and his genius work.          Can the Girls bring him to World prominence,
         reveal the "new Michelangelo" for all to love, for eons to come?       Or will Hollywood chew and spit out the lot of them     faster than movie execs turning their heads to ogle J.Lo butt cleavage?

There you go.  Now you know.Four pair, highly rare, not a moment to spare, there's a major story there.

A story of love.  And rejection.A story of struggles.  And snuggles.A story of genius that cannot be denied. 
                                         And the snide who love a free ride.A story of how The Girls finally DO pitch Harvey their film
                   that will change the world,                    but wind up wowing him with their "Ciggie Thingie" instead.

What's a "Ciggie Thingie"? You gotta read the screenplay, luv!                       Suffice it to say, it saves the day.

Remember: you can't always get what you want,
                 but sometimes, you get what you NEED."Change the way you look at things,
                 and the things you look at will change."That ain't Confucius, that's the Girls --
                 and it ain't confusing, it's actually amusing.